Funny Thoughts!

Now, I'm gonna tell you some funny thoughts people had!! I think there pretty funny, but yo umight not. if you don't like funny thoughts that people had, then I don't think you shoud read this.

• "Even If your on the right track,you'll get run over if you just sit there."
• "Never insult an alligator, until after you have crossed the river."
• "Into every life, some rain must fall; usually when your car windows are down."
• "If idiots could fly,this place would be an airport."
• "It's always darkest before dawn, so, if your going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, thats the time to do it.
• "Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when you're interrupting."
• "I truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn."
• " I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."