How to annoy your parents

**Some ways to annoy your parents**

1. follow them around the house EVERYWERE
2. moo whenever they say your name
3. pretend to have amnnesia
4. say everything backwards
5. run into walls
6. say that wearing clothes is against your religion
7. go in their bedroom at 4 in the morning and say, "Good Morning Sunshine."
8. snort when you laugh then laugh harder
9. say all the words in a movie
10. pluck some strands of hair out and yell "DNA!"
11. wear a sticker that says "I am a gift."
12. talk to a pen
13. have 20 imaginary friends that u talk to all the time
14. try to climb a wall
15. in public yell, "NO MOM I WILL NOT SING WITH YOU."
16. put plugs in your nose and ears
17. switch the light on and off and say ooh..i get it
18. eat your hair
19. hold there hand and say, i see dead ppl
20. when your in the shower or bath yell, I'm drowning
21. at everything they say, yell LIAR
22. pretend to be a phone.
23. try to swim on the floor
24. tap on their door all night.
25. in the middle of the night, yell "Monster, help, help me!'