Monday, April 30, 2007
Friday, April 27, 2007
#5 Cows Go Oink?
Heres my last story!! I hope!!
Cows Go Oink
I once had a cow and her name was Daisy. She was a very cute cow. The only problem was she didn't say "Moo" like normal cows, she said "Oink." We had a few pigs, but the cows were never near them, we don't know what made her say "Oink." She was a cow-pig. It was the weirdest thing! When ever I went to feed her, she greeted me with an "Oink, oink," instead of a "Moo, moo." We got her from a farmer because he didn't want a cow-pig. At first I didn't know what he meant, but once we got home, I relized what he meant. I wanted to think of a way to stop Daisy from saying "Oink," but it was a hard thing to think of. My first idea was to keep her with the cows, all day, and away from the pigs. But that didn't work. She just kept on "Oinking." I asked the farmer why she says "Oink," but he didn't know, he said that he got Daisy from a different farmer. He gave me an address, but I didn't go there at first. I tried to think of another idea. I thought about moving the cows to the opposite side of the farm, but that would be to much work. Then I thought, "I like Daisy the way she is, why am I trying to change her?" The next day I went to the farmer that was her original owner, and he said the mother of Daisy was a cow and the father was a pig. So I was happy that I knew why she was unique. ANd that was that, I wasn't going to try to change my unique cow-pig.
Cows Go Oink
I once had a cow and her name was Daisy. She was a very cute cow. The only problem was she didn't say "Moo" like normal cows, she said "Oink." We had a few pigs, but the cows were never near them, we don't know what made her say "Oink." She was a cow-pig. It was the weirdest thing! When ever I went to feed her, she greeted me with an "Oink, oink," instead of a "Moo, moo." We got her from a farmer because he didn't want a cow-pig. At first I didn't know what he meant, but once we got home, I relized what he meant. I wanted to think of a way to stop Daisy from saying "Oink," but it was a hard thing to think of. My first idea was to keep her with the cows, all day, and away from the pigs. But that didn't work. She just kept on "Oinking." I asked the farmer why she says "Oink," but he didn't know, he said that he got Daisy from a different farmer. He gave me an address, but I didn't go there at first. I tried to think of another idea. I thought about moving the cows to the opposite side of the farm, but that would be to much work. Then I thought, "I like Daisy the way she is, why am I trying to change her?" The next day I went to the farmer that was her original owner, and he said the mother of Daisy was a cow and the father was a pig. So I was happy that I knew why she was unique. ANd that was that, I wasn't going to try to change my unique cow-pig.
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
#4 The Night Of The Evil Growing Bunnies
Heres the 4th story!!
The Night Of The Evil Growing Bunnies
One day I was walking in the street. It was a stormy day. I saw a bnny in the woods, and I started to walk toward it. It was a green bunny with purple spots. It looked cute so I took it home with me. It didn't have any tags or collar so I decided to keep it. I went out to buy ribbit food. I bought the kind of food that said it would make your rabbit grow big and strong. It looked really hungry so I feed it a lot that night. In fact I feed it too much forone night. The next morning it was as big as a dog and as stronge as a bull. It was the biggest rabbit I ever saw!! I didn't feed it at all that night so it wouldn't grow. It got so mad that it ripped open the bag and ate it all!! It was It was still mad so it ran out of the house back into the wood. I was afraid to go to sleep that night, thinking that the rabbit was going to get revenge. it was around three in the morning, when I heard a scrach at the door. It was the rabbit! There were about fifty of them! Only they were small, the size of a normal rabbit. I opened the door and they attacked!! They jumped on me, by the time I got up my pajamas were ripped and I had schratches all over. The bunnies were gone! They were all in my house!! They were ripping up things, eating things,and biting things. I couldn't do anything about it; I didn't want to get attacked again. I just waited there for them to leave. When they finally left, my house was destroyed. I wanted to get those rabbits, but I couldn't. My parents yelled at me for my house being destroyed. I tried to tell them that these rabbits attacked me and destroyed our house. That night, I waited for the rabbits to come back. But they never did. Not the night after that of the night after that. I never saw those green and purple spotted rabbits again. I learned my lesson. To never take in stray rabbits.
The Night Of The Evil Growing Bunnies
One day I was walking in the street. It was a stormy day. I saw a bnny in the woods, and I started to walk toward it. It was a green bunny with purple spots. It looked cute so I took it home with me. It didn't have any tags or collar so I decided to keep it. I went out to buy ribbit food. I bought the kind of food that said it would make your rabbit grow big and strong. It looked really hungry so I feed it a lot that night. In fact I feed it too much forone night. The next morning it was as big as a dog and as stronge as a bull. It was the biggest rabbit I ever saw!! I didn't feed it at all that night so it wouldn't grow. It got so mad that it ripped open the bag and ate it all!! It was It was still mad so it ran out of the house back into the wood. I was afraid to go to sleep that night, thinking that the rabbit was going to get revenge. it was around three in the morning, when I heard a scrach at the door. It was the rabbit! There were about fifty of them! Only they were small, the size of a normal rabbit. I opened the door and they attacked!! They jumped on me, by the time I got up my pajamas were ripped and I had schratches all over. The bunnies were gone! They were all in my house!! They were ripping up things, eating things,and biting things. I couldn't do anything about it; I didn't want to get attacked again. I just waited there for them to leave. When they finally left, my house was destroyed. I wanted to get those rabbits, but I couldn't. My parents yelled at me for my house being destroyed. I tried to tell them that these rabbits attacked me and destroyed our house. That night, I waited for the rabbits to come back. But they never did. Not the night after that of the night after that. I never saw those green and purple spotted rabbits again. I learned my lesson. To never take in stray rabbits.
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
#3 The Attack Of The Mini Penguins
Here is the 3rd story. I said there were only 3 stories, but theres really 5!! Well, heres the 3rd story!!!
The Attack Of The Mini Penguins
When I saw the mini penguins, they looked cute, but then they started to attack.I was out for a walk when I saw the penguins. They all looked cute, but they were only 4 inches tall!! I had never seen penguins around here, and never tiny ones. They were near my yard, so I walked slowly over to them, I didn't want to scare them away. When I got closer, they started to chase me! I ran as fast as I could, but they were still be hide me! I ran though the fields hoping to lose them. When I got to my house, the door was locked! I pounded on the door but no noe came. The penguins were gaining on me. I could't wait for some one to answer the door, so I started to the woods. I thought I could make it to the road, but the penguins were right be hide me. I ran up the road so I could get to the big hill. That hill was huge; I knew they wouldn't be able to climb it, because they were so small. But I was wrong. They made it up to the top of the hill it just took them a little longer. I ran down the hill, it was a hard thing to do, because I was afride I would fall. When they got to the top, I was almost at the bottom.
"They'll never catch me," I said aloud. But them one started to slide down the hill on it's belly. Then another and another, untill all of them were sliding down the hill!! I ran so fast, looking back at them, untill I tripped over a rock and scrapped my knee. it was very hard for me to run with a scrapped knee, because it hurt. i just lay there on the ground, hoping they would attackme fast so it would be over with. I heard them come around me, I closed my eyes, but nothing happened. I opened my eyes to see them smiling at me. One stepped out near me, smiled and gave me a band-aid.
The Attack Of The Mini Penguins
When I saw the mini penguins, they looked cute, but then they started to attack.I was out for a walk when I saw the penguins. They all looked cute, but they were only 4 inches tall!! I had never seen penguins around here, and never tiny ones. They were near my yard, so I walked slowly over to them, I didn't want to scare them away. When I got closer, they started to chase me! I ran as fast as I could, but they were still be hide me! I ran though the fields hoping to lose them. When I got to my house, the door was locked! I pounded on the door but no noe came. The penguins were gaining on me. I could't wait for some one to answer the door, so I started to the woods. I thought I could make it to the road, but the penguins were right be hide me. I ran up the road so I could get to the big hill. That hill was huge; I knew they wouldn't be able to climb it, because they were so small. But I was wrong. They made it up to the top of the hill it just took them a little longer. I ran down the hill, it was a hard thing to do, because I was afride I would fall. When they got to the top, I was almost at the bottom.
"They'll never catch me," I said aloud. But them one started to slide down the hill on it's belly. Then another and another, untill all of them were sliding down the hill!! I ran so fast, looking back at them, untill I tripped over a rock and scrapped my knee. it was very hard for me to run with a scrapped knee, because it hurt. i just lay there on the ground, hoping they would attackme fast so it would be over with. I heard them come around me, I closed my eyes, but nothing happened. I opened my eyes to see them smiling at me. One stepped out near me, smiled and gave me a band-aid.
Thursday, April 19, 2007
The Andy Milonakis Show ROCKS
Do you watch The Andy Milonakis Show?? Well, I do its funny!! it has to be one of my favorite shows!! Andy is crazy! He does the randomest things!! It's sooo funny!!I like the theme songs too. There funny!! Here the are!!
The Theme Song
I rock peas on my head but don't call me a pea head!
Bees on my head but don't call me a bee head!
Bruce Lees on my head but don't call me a Lee head!
Now please excuse me; I gotsta get my tree fed.
You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing. ("I hate myself!")
Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy!
'Cause its my show you can't tell me what to do;
When life hands me lemons, I make beef stew!
So, yo, I gotta go, its time for me to rock it!
I put balogna in my left pocket;
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket
'Cause its my show; I'm Andy Milonakis
It’s my show; I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.
It’s my show; I’m Andy Milonakis!
That was the 1st and 2nd season theme song, this is the 3rd season one
3rd Season Theme Song
L.A. L.A. L.A.! Thats how I roll son got a new shirt and a brand new stroll son
It is crazy hot 5 million degrees I'm praying on my knees just to get a little breeze
Forget about Bs I got Qs on my head
And all the other letters take a cruise on my head
Bruce Lees chilling reading news on my head
And a moosey is punching a bruise in my head
Dam Skippy I moved to California!
Brand new show but yo I got to warn ya
If you carrot me you know I'm gonna corn ya
Your footsie is stuck off to horn ya
I'm Andy Milonakis and this is me show!
after me flow you know me got to go
This is L.A. sun my for new york snow
and schmell schmay schmach for my slu slotch slow
PEACE
lol!! leave comments about the songs!! Which one do YOU like better??
The Theme Song
I rock peas on my head but don't call me a pea head!
Bees on my head but don't call me a bee head!
Bruce Lees on my head but don't call me a Lee head!
Now please excuse me; I gotsta get my tree fed.
You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing. ("I hate myself!")
Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy!
'Cause its my show you can't tell me what to do;
When life hands me lemons, I make beef stew!
So, yo, I gotta go, its time for me to rock it!
I put balogna in my left pocket;
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket
'Cause its my show; I'm Andy Milonakis
It’s my show; I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.
It’s my show; I’m Andy Milonakis!
That was the 1st and 2nd season theme song, this is the 3rd season one
3rd Season Theme Song
L.A. L.A. L.A.! Thats how I roll son got a new shirt and a brand new stroll son
It is crazy hot 5 million degrees I'm praying on my knees just to get a little breeze
Forget about Bs I got Qs on my head
And all the other letters take a cruise on my head
Bruce Lees chilling reading news on my head
And a moosey is punching a bruise in my head
Dam Skippy I moved to California!
Brand new show but yo I got to warn ya
If you carrot me you know I'm gonna corn ya
Your footsie is stuck off to horn ya
I'm Andy Milonakis and this is me show!
after me flow you know me got to go
This is L.A. sun my for new york snow
and schmell schmay schmach for my slu slotch slow
PEACE
lol!! leave comments about the songs!! Which one do YOU like better??
Friday, April 13, 2007
Story # 2: The Night of the Giant Peeps
Heres the next story, I said I would share with you.
The Night of the Giant Peeps
One Easter Morning, all the little girls and boys got lots and lots or candy. One little girl named Sally got candy Peeps. After Sally had eaten so many Peeps, she got bored and had a stomach ach. She decied to blow up Peeps in the microwave. It was fun for her but not for the Peeps. She blew up Peeps all day long, untill her mother called her to bed. Sally had just put in 3 Peeps in the microwave. She thought, "I'll just blow them up tomorrow," what she didn't know was that the Peeps were alive and going to get revenge. Around 12 o' clock, after Sally's mother had cleaned up the mess of candy wrappers, and wet up to bed, the Peeps in the microwave oozed out of there and started to grow! They grew and grew and grew, untill they were 4 feet tall! They were huge!! they made there way to Sally's room A.K.A The Peep Killer. Once the Peeps were up in her room, they jumped on her bed and hoped she would wake up. After about 2 minutes Sally was screaming and running around the house with Peeps chasing her, saying "Peep! Peep! Peep!" Then Sally triped and fell flat on her face. The Peeps jumped on her, she scermed in horror, then-Ring! Ring! Ring! It was 7:15, Easter Morning, it had only been a dream.
The Night of the Giant Peeps
One Easter Morning, all the little girls and boys got lots and lots or candy. One little girl named Sally got candy Peeps. After Sally had eaten so many Peeps, she got bored and had a stomach ach. She decied to blow up Peeps in the microwave. It was fun for her but not for the Peeps. She blew up Peeps all day long, untill her mother called her to bed. Sally had just put in 3 Peeps in the microwave. She thought, "I'll just blow them up tomorrow," what she didn't know was that the Peeps were alive and going to get revenge. Around 12 o' clock, after Sally's mother had cleaned up the mess of candy wrappers, and wet up to bed, the Peeps in the microwave oozed out of there and started to grow! They grew and grew and grew, untill they were 4 feet tall! They were huge!! they made there way to Sally's room A.K.A The Peep Killer. Once the Peeps were up in her room, they jumped on her bed and hoped she would wake up. After about 2 minutes Sally was screaming and running around the house with Peeps chasing her, saying "Peep! Peep! Peep!" Then Sally triped and fell flat on her face. The Peeps jumped on her, she scermed in horror, then-Ring! Ring! Ring! It was 7:15, Easter Morning, it had only been a dream.
Lily's in this video!!
I made a short N' stupid video with Lily. (Or Lully, lol!) And put it on You Tube! I only made 1 vieo and thats it!! (Because my little sister broke the camera.) Watch the video!! Now I have to talk to all my friends on AIM. I'm always on that thing!! Peace out!! TTYL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U-O2ienzXc
Thats my Lily pup
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U-O2ienzXc
Thats my Lily pup
A story by Maeve
In school we are writing little stories. I have to write I wtote 2 but I have to fix the second one, well any way I'm going to share them with you there kinda stupid though. This post is only going to have one and the next post will have another. Well, heres the first story!
When I Met The Flying Monkeys
One day I was walking in the woods, it was a normal day untill I met the flying monkeys.
The day I met the flying monkeys was normal day. I wanted to take a walk because I was bored, I told my mom i was going to take a walk in the woods. Once I got my shoes on and I started to walk to the woods. The woods were always very dark even in the day time, but today they were darker then usual, but this didn't bother me. About ten or fifteen minutes later, I thought someone was following me. It was weird feeling, so I kept looking back, after a couple of minutes, I was starting to scare myself. I kept saying, "No ones there, no ones there." but it felt like someone was there. I was thinking about truning around and going home, but it didn't I just kept walking. When got to about the middle of the woods, I saw a shadow in a tree. then something jumped down, it looked like a monkey--with wings! I thought I was seeing things but I wasn't! Then all of a sudden, another jumped out, and another! Three flying monkeys, right in front of me! they looked like plan, old monkeys, that had wings and were colorful. I just stared at them in awe. I wanted to go and touch one, but I was afraid to. I justed therewith the monkeys for a while. Then my mother called me in for dinner. The time went by so quickly. I ran all the way home as fast as I could. I ate dinner so fast, and ran back to the spot were I saw the monkeys. They weren't there. My heart sank. i never saw them again.
By: Maeve
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Eggies!
On Easter Day i got a lot of candy. Not because I found a lot of eggs, because I always get a basket full candy and little things. I also got a book "Weird Pennsylvania." It's scary! (Well, if your like me.) Anywho, i only found like 7 eggs! 7 eggs!! Kathleen and Claire foung like 15-20!! Well, thats what it looked like compared to mine! I wish I have found more eggies, but I still had a very good Easter, because I spent time woth my cousons, got stuff, and my family was there. Oh well, I'm not gonna be greedy, yo ucan't have a perfect Easter.
Do you like this song?
Hi again. (I didn't google search cows yet...I'll get to it.) Do you like the song "Break It Off"by Rihanna & Sean Paul.?If you don't like that song I wouldn't read any further. Well, I do and I saw this weird video on You Tube. Lets just say it looks like Sims are singing it. (Sims for Sims 2) Well here it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJjrM2hGHcc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJjrM2hGHcc
I like cows.
Do you like cows. Well, I do I think there cool. First because they say Moo, which is a cool animal sound! But sorry cows, I like Cow Meat. Or whatever you call it. I wonder if someone made up a song for cows. That would be very weird. I'm gonna Google search Cows and see up happens! I'll get back to you on that. Well, anyway, (while I Google cows) here are some pictures of cows!! MOOO!! 
THE SEARCH FOR RIDDLES!!!
I was planing on making a post that had all sorts of riddles on it. But, I can't think of any so I need your held! if you think you have any good riddles, post them on a comment. I REALLY need your help! I want this riddle thing to work! If you don't know any riddles, I can't help ya. But if you do, share them!!! Thank you!!*
*Click on the word 'Comment' then leave your riddle or comment about this post.
*Click on the word 'Comment' then leave your riddle or comment about this post.
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Kathleen's Blog!
Do you remember Kathleen? Well, shes my couson and I saw her over Spring Break. She has a blog too. It's not as big as mine, but I think it's funny!! So, I think you should go to it like you go to mine. Heres the URL and have fun at Kathleen's World.
http://www.kathleenswords.blogspot.com/
http://www.kathleenswords.blogspot.com/
Happy Easter!!
Happy Easter!! Well, it shoud be Happy Late Easter, because I was away for Spring Break and the computer (well, I should say Mac Book) was new so, us kids couldn't use it. (Pulse we were afride to ask.) My cousons brought their old-ish lab-top, but the internit wouldn't work!! GGRR!!! I thought I was going to die!! No computer no life!! I hope you all had a happy Easter and got LOTS lots of candy! Like I did! And if you don't celebrate Easter, Happy Everything!!!
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